[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love
if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight
when lots of people start reblogging ur old selfie
no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
Obama don’t fail me now
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.